me: Ew i'm so fat!
me: Right my diet starts today
me:
me: Omg i'm so hungry
me: A biscuit wont hurt
me: Or this Chocolate cake
me: Well i've already eaten a lot... so a Pizza wont hurt
me:
me:
me: I hate myself
What Peter says about Paul, Tells you more about Peter than Paul
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when people put OF when it should be have;
GO AND GET AN EDUCATION YOU FUCKING RETARDED DICKS.
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Just perfected my life plan
beware bitches
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